We had some interns in here putting vitamin water in the cooler…I remember doing that…and look where that got me…gettin hot sauce sprinkled on my penis and candle wax poured on my nipples. Here’s headlines…

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Slimfast has a crush on an intern here who has dreads and piercings…Lazlo told her…and then wanted Slimfast to Letterman her…whatever that means.

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We didn’t have our normal movie guy calling in today so we had AJ the Horny Asian fill us in on movies opening up this weekend.

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Nick Wright stopped by drunk because he had good ratings today and he said he was the father of my baby…jerk.

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