Due to the overwhelming requests, here is what I look like.  White trash?  Eh, more or less.  Nevermind the stoned kid next to me. 

During Headlines today I was training Meredith…she can beat me up…and it seems that Lazlo and Slimfast want her to replace me…nice knowing you guys.

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I screwed up again…but this time the station went off-air…causing the alarm to go off in the entire building…which in turn caused Lazlo to not talk to me…at this point I thought I was fired for sure.

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For Gen Gap we were graced with the presence of Afentra and Gyro…it made for a fun Gen Gap.

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Nick Wright called in and talked to Slimfast because Lazlo left early…I have no idea what they talked about…I was training Meredith who is most likely taking my job…

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Afentra called me this morning and told me to stop getting Lazlo crap to eat for lunch…after headlines it all came to a head and I ended up getting him a Big Mac…she’s going to hurt me.

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Seymore Butts called in to talk about his new book…we learned that Lazlo is into Cougars… especially Nina Hartley.

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Ash-Kar from KCTV 5 called in to talk about a news story about paying child support even when you aren’t the biological father…it airs tonight at 10pm and tomorrow at 9pm.

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Buck Wolf from weirdnews.about.com called in to talk about the lady that was mauled by a chimpanzee. We talked to a lot of people today, who says this program doesn’t get compelling interviews…huh?

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The Glee Recap came after Lazlo and Nick tried to get out of going to Slimfast’s house this weekend.

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Danny Borsow came in without M&S gift certificates and a new sponser for the week…He pisses Lazlo off like nobody else does.

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Nick Wright was in studio today…I don’t know what they talked about…I was giving away tickets to Stanfords.

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Headlines today were laced with some drops that I stole from Kelly Urich…Lazlo didn’t like them so I went and got him some Chinese.

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Lazlo wanted to talk about the teacher from Mission Valley Middle School who was fired for making a penis joke in class. Scott the pen maker called in…really! 

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Lazlo thought he was having a heart attack today so he sent me to get a defibrillator. I think eventually it will kill one of us.

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On Veterans day Slimfast called someone to get some sympathy for being a vet…it was awkward as usual.

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Today we played Name That War Movie in honor of Veterans Day.

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Nick Wright called in from the casino. Lazlo had some stories about how Nick plays poker…Nick had stories about how Lazlo is unsocial…it went well.

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Yep…still here…still no baby…during Headlines I went and got Lazlo some KFC…2 grilled chicken breasts and coleslaw to be exact.

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Next we played Stump the Staff…do you guys get the picture…it’s a kid with stumps for legs…get it…Stump…get it…they don’t let me talk much.

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TV Recaps were next…Slimfast covered Gossip Girl, I covered Dancing With The Stars, and Lazlo covered having a threesome when he was younger.

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Next we played Name That Pop Song where someone helps Lazlo guess Top 40 songs.

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Nick Wright came in to talk about where Larry Johnson might be playing soon.

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Guess what…I went and got a salad for Lazlo and screwed it up again…they didn’t have feta cheese…and I didn’t go above and beyond and buy some while I was in the grocery store…It was a rough start to the day.

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Slimfast went behind Lazlo’s back…emailed Afentra…and invited them over this weekend…Lazlo was not happy…he might have been pissed about his salad still.

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Today for Group Therapy we talked to Mike who had a serious problem. Did we help him…you make the call?

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Did you get your flu shot…can you still walk? I got my flu shot…but never again..NEVER AGAIN!!!

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Slimfast has a problem with a new virus that downloads kiddie porn on your computer.

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Nick Wright stopped by to talk about Larry Johnson and where he might land after being cut today by the Chiefs.

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We had some interns in here putting vitamin water in the cooler…I remember doing that…and look where that got me…gettin hot sauce sprinkled on my penis and candle wax poured on my nipples. Here’s headlines…

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Slimfast has a crush on an intern here who has dreads and piercings…Lazlo told her…and then wanted Slimfast to Letterman her…whatever that means.

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We didn’t have our normal movie guy calling in today so we had AJ the Horny Asian fill us in on movies opening up this weekend.

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Nick Wright stopped by drunk because he had good ratings today and he said he was the father of my baby…jerk.

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Before headlines even started Slimfast said he was going to take me to his church because he thought I would look good in a suit…I’m not going with him.

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Buck Wolf from weirdnews.about.com called in to talk about Vaginas falling out.

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The guys made me do another Hollywood Minute…but I don’t know why…they seem to hate it.

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Danny Borsow stopped in wearing a visor and a knock off Ed Hardy t-shirt. He also said that he stopped by a psychic today.

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Generation Gap was played today…Slimfast wanted a girl because he thought it would help.

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Nick Wright came in with some story about Todd Haley’s wife being a fan…and he had audio to back it up.

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Headlines today started off with signs in the Chiefs Locker Room directed at Larry Johnson…and ended with spanking.

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Next we played What Do You Know, What Should We Name Keith’s Baby.

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Slimfast found some cool Iphone Apps for Lazlo to download…and somehow I got the most pleasure out of it.

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The guys called Ken from banknotes356.com to talk about his website.

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Slimfast had problems with Lazlo, me, Nick, basically everyone. But it ended up being everyone had problems with him.

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Nick Wright called in to talk about the sign in the chiefs locker room and Larry Johnson.

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Headlines today dealt with cancer,regret over not buying Ford stock, and a cop who called her own drunk ass in.

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Lazlo got a complaint on his voicemail when he got into work today, we played it on air.

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The guys talked to Mike Pingel who wrote a book called “The Brady Bunch: Super Groovy After All These Years” mikepingel.com

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Slimfast was in an Entercom made for radio movie…Lazlo got his hands on some of the audio from it.

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Next the guys called James Underdown from the Center for Inquiry to discuss religion. centerforinquiry.net

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Nick Wright was finally back in studio…the guys talked football…I mean Lazlo and Nick talked football…Slimfast looked at pictures of girls in thongs.

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