Posted by jason on November 17, 2009
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So, if you’ve ever wanted to HEAR the entire bible, now you can. It’s onsale as a 79-CD box set. Less than $100, too!!! Jim Caviezel is Jesus, Richard Dreyfuss is Moses, Luke Perry is Judas, to name a few…… Who’s the voice of God??? THIS guy, apparently:

You said James Earl Jones as the voice of God, but I would put Morgan Freeman in there.
Comment by Wern — November 17, 2009 @ 11:22 am
Shit, for all we know, it’s Woody Allen’s voice… Or Q-Tip’s (A Tribe Called Quest)… Or Jackie Chan… Or Catherine Zeta Jones… But James Earl Jones is the ONLY guy I’ve ever heard who sounds like he’s got audio editing enhancements in his freakin’ LARYNX… Seriously… Built-in compression, chorus effects, all the kinds of things we mere radio mortals do to audio to make it sound fuller and richer and bigger… He’s got em all in his CELLS…
Comment by jason — November 17, 2009 @ 7:29 pm
What if God had a voice like the actress that played the psychic in Poltergeist, but when he talks to man, he makes it SOUND like James Earl Jones because He knows that we won’t take him seriously if He has a munchkin voice?
You are right about James Earl Jones, he has an AMAZING voice.
Comment by Paula Sayles — November 18, 2009 @ 6:12 am
I love the prespective of Jone’s voice. All too true. But that guy (being god) is almost too funny to believe. Who the hell did the casting?
Comment by Tim — November 18, 2009 @ 11:00 pm