Posted by church of lazlo on November 13, 2009
Posted in: Church of Lazlo
During Headlines today I was training Meredith…she can beat me up…and it seems that Lazlo and Slimfast want her to replace me…nice knowing you guys.
I screwed up again…but this time the station went off-air…causing the alarm to go off in the entire building…which in turn caused Lazlo to not talk to me…at this point I thought I was fired for sure.
For Gen Gap we were graced with the presence of Afentra and Gyro…it made for a fun Gen Gap.
Nick Wright called in and talked to Slimfast because Lazlo left early…I have no idea what they talked about…I was training Meredith who is most likely taking my job…
Afentra called me this morning and told me to stop getting Lazlo crap to eat for lunch…after headlines it all came to a head and I ended up getting him a Big Mac…she’s going to hurt me.
Seymore Butts called in to talk about his new book…we learned that Lazlo is into Cougars… especially Nina Hartley.
Ash-Kar from KCTV 5 called in to talk about a news story about paying child support even when you aren’t the biological father…it airs tonight at 10pm and tomorrow at 9pm.
Buck Wolf from 
The Glee Recap came after Lazlo and Nick tried to get out of going to Slimfast’s house this weekend.
Danny Borsow came in without M&S gift certificates and a new sponser for the week…He pisses Lazlo off like nobody else does.
Lazlo wanted to talk about the teacher from Mission Valley Middle School who was fired for making a penis joke in class. Scott the pen maker called in…really! 
Lazlo thought he was having a heart attack today so he sent me to get a defibrillator. I think eventually it will kill one of us.
On Veterans day Slimfast called someone to get some sympathy for being a vet…it was awkward as usual.
Today we played Name That War Movie in honor of Veterans Day.
Nick Wright called in from the casino. Lazlo had some stories about how Nick plays poker…Nick had stories about how Lazlo is unsocial…it went well.
Next we played Stump the Staff…do you guys get the picture…it’s a kid with stumps for legs…get it…Stump…get it…they don’t let me talk much.
TV Recaps were next…Slimfast covered Gossip Girl, I covered Dancing With The Stars, and Lazlo covered having a threesome when he was younger.
Next we played Name That Pop Song where someone helps Lazlo guess Top 40 songs.
Nick Wright came in to talk about where Larry Johnson might be playing soon.
Slimfast went behind Lazlo’s back…emailed Afentra…and invited them over this weekend…Lazlo was not happy…he might have been pissed about his salad still.
Today for Group Therapy we talked to Mike who had a serious problem. Did we help him…you make the call?
Did you get your flu shot…can you still walk? I got my flu shot…but never again..NEVER AGAIN!!!
Slimfast has a problem with a new virus that downloads kiddie porn on your computer.
Slimfast has a crush on an intern here who has dreads and piercings…Lazlo told her…and then wanted Slimfast to Letterman her…whatever that means.
We didn’t have our normal movie guy calling in today so we had AJ the Horny Asian fill us in on movies opening up this weekend.
Nick Wright stopped by drunk because he had good ratings today and he said he was the father of my baby…jerk.
Buck Wolf from 
The guys made me do another Hollywood Minute…but I don’t know why…they seem to hate it.
Generation Gap was played today…Slimfast wanted a girl because he thought it would help.
Nick Wright came in with some story about Todd Haley’s wife being a fan…and he had audio to back it up.
Next we played What Do You Know, What Should We Name Keith’s Baby.
Slimfast found some cool Iphone Apps for Lazlo to download…and somehow I got the most pleasure out of it.
The guys called Ken from 
Lazlo got a complaint on his voicemail when he got into work today, we played it on air.
The guys talked to Mike Pingel who wrote a book called “The Brady Bunch: Super Groovy After All These Years” 
Slimfast was in an Entercom made for radio movie…Lazlo got his hands on some of the audio from it.
Next the guys called James Underdown from the Center for Inquiry to discuss religion. 
Marisa Ryan from 
Slimfast bought some lotion that looks like it was made for women…Lazlo made fun of him…a lot…and I got my wife some free lotion.
Lazlo has problems with people giving out religious materials during Halloween.
Nick Wright called in to talk about sports. He was out of town last week…Lazlo and Slimfast didn’t seem to notice…Am I the only one who missed him?
We also played Know Your Basic Cable…but it ended up just being everybody get horny.