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Dave and Christina are BF and GF, and CLEARLY in a relationship based on their Facebook status-suses. But Xtina found something disturbing on the computer…
Brah I am not the dude from Workaholics
A man has rolled into town to help find Baby Lisa….This man…he is….Wild Bill
Meet Danny Guthrie, associate art professor at Michigan State University. He is generating some controversy with these photos. What do you think, art or porn? Porn or a art?
Her vagina looks weird
I wish this photo was a joke
New revelations in the Baby Lisa case, and you know what? It turns out psychics might not be as stupid as we thought
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mmmmm love me some Willie Nelson ashes
Old people are cute and hilarious involuntarily. Now imagine old people on weed.
Baby Lisa is still missing. Capt Steve Young of KCPD gave us our own press conference.
California has banned tanning for those 18 and under. How do you feel about this? Naturally people are outraged… WHAT? DO YOU WANT ME TO GO OUTSIDE?!?!
Oh it was announced today, and damn if it was not a doooooooozy! Check this out 3 nights of amazing! You can score tickets for all 3 nights for just $70 if a buzz freeloader! Pre-sale starts Wed at 10 am! Click a banner below for more information!
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A funny story happened along the way to Steve Jobs death, and as usual the punchline included the Westboro Baptist Cunt (did I misspell church? Silly me). One would think it is just a touch pad hypocritical to use Apple products while condemning the man who created them. We got Megan “Crazy Eye” Phelps on the phone and had a conversation.
It’s a tale as old as time, boy meets girl, boy dates girl, boy sticks his dick in crazy even though he’s still with girl, crazy tries to stab boy…I’ve seen it a million times
Testa Tuesdays, kicked off with a good old fashioned game of “None of your Business”. Not shockingly, nothing is off limits for our boy Chuck…Prepare to be especially disturbed at what “Ammonia and Water” is for.
Meet Scott, he is part of the 1% you never hear from. He is the other half of the “student-teacher relationship”. His wife engaged in sexytimes with a student. This is his story.
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Rick Perry owns a rock, which isn’t necessarily a huge problem for him (though lord knows what angers those tea baggers these days… “WHAT!?!? HE HAS A ROCK? I though he was better than that.”), but what is written on the rock might be. What is written on the rock? I’ll let Herman Cain tell you.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I bring you the future!
Kenny King from KSAX joins us once again to give us the news….about his wiener flapping in the wind.
Feeder
So what’s your fetish? Hmmmm? Meet Greg, he enjoys making sure women are satisfied! Well he certainly fills them up! He makes them swallow over and over again! He wants you to see that bulge! He will put white cream all over your lips! No you pervert, he likes his woman to eat!
SALAMI!
Not a juggalo, I just wanted this image seared into your brain today.
A documentary called “American Juggalo” came out. We loved it! Don’t know that the director loved us so much though……
Sup bro? Just got my new Reebok's . . . my ass is gon' be looking fine
Reebok just settled with the FTC over claims their shoes made your ass look good by walking. Hmmmm what other shitty products are out there?
Gotcha bitch!
There is a new reality show call “Sperm Donor”. The best part is it isn’t about actual donation (thank god), but what happens when a man fathers 70 children and then pointlessly decides to do a reality TV show! The discussion was going well until a local biology major got involved…….
