JC Nichols fountain 7:00PM Tonight

Your music here

download

K(unt)enny King

Blah, blah, blah, I’m Kenny King, blah blah blah, news at 6. LOOK AT ME I’M HANDSOME

Hi Kenny, I know you’re reading this, yes I gave you top billing over Noel Gallagher, yes you are below white people black magic, and yes, we know that you and your brother have laid out wieners on tables to see if you have identical wieners. Yes I am 5 years old and completely immature.

wiener

Noel Gallagher calls DB a Cunt

Noel

Ghost Cunters

ghost

Drunk Chicks are Awesome

Not really, in fact, well they’re really into stealing.

chicks

Suck mah Eggs

Danny Boi brought eggs to work, eggs someone else had cooked & peeled. And by someone we mean a multi-national corporation. This bit ends with Danny vomiting in a trash can.

eggs

War of the Roses

That time of the week, when mother nature makes us bleed infidelity all over your radio dial

1

2

Snooki

Shaping America's youth into pears

Afentra was out, so DB stood in and took a bullet for intelligence everywhere and interview Snooki. Some say he was kind of a dick…..

snooki

Big Pink Dildos

EH might as well earn that NSFW tag workplaces have on this site

Do you fly with “personal belongings”? The TSA thinks it’s great! They’ll even give you a note

news

octo

Nik Richie of “The Diiiirrrttaaayyy”

The GNR shirt really ties the look together man

The man who invented the term sloot AND introduced the world to “purple crayon muncher” Nik is on ABFMB

nik

Student Loans and the Students who take them

America loves making sure its future is saddled with debt, how about you KC, how much do you have?

loans

Amber Cole

Oh I’m sorry were you looking for underage porn? Here is the tragic tale of  a 14 year old girl, uh, performing, in front of her boyfriend, his friends and the school. And not in a good drama kind of way

8

War of the Roses

Hailey and Hubby have an issue, she hasn’t engaged in intercourse with him for 1 and 1/2 years….but has he been just as celibate ?

1

2

Latest on Lisa

Dramatic unfolding of the case, but still no baby

lisa

lisa1

And as always for the full and subtly nuanced show, head on over to iTunes for our podcast

Attorney Tapawingo, Tacopico, Tacochorizo, Tapatico?

It's Tacopina dick, and you better say it right

1

2

3

Alan Thicke Dicke

Whatcha thinkin bout?

alan

Vinnie from Jersey Shore

vinny

Franzia and Babies; do they mix?

Baby Lisa’s mother came forth with the info that she had had enough wine to be drunk the night of the disappearance, is it a big deal?

drunky

Afentra has become George Costanza

No really. She found trash and thought it would make her rich.

costanza

Look as her greedy jew eyes sparkle with supposed wealth. For you see she has found a discarded lottery ticket. THIS IS HER TICKET OUT OF HERE AND BACK TO GREECE!

Briefs

Ain't nothin but a turnip baby, gon get my vegetation crazy

Today in news: Baby Lisa, Snoop Dogg seeks gardening advice,  the end of coffee, Steve Jobs cancer didn’t have to kill him, skydiving porn AND  Occupy Wall St.

7news

8news

The End Of Arrowhead!

"HI MAY I HELP YOU?" Stadium

An internet report has Arrowhead stadium selling its’ naming rights off! What should we name the new stadium?

sellout

Kenny King

Kenny King dropped by to give DB some lessons using his hands…… IN BROADCASTING you pervs

kk

Lumpy Space Princess IRL

We were trying to give away tix…instead the Lumpy Space Princess called in.

lumpy

Wild Bill….sorta

No you idiot, the PI not the Cowboy!

The infamous Wild Bill was on the show…the one helping look for baby Lisa. It went well…kinda. Good luck and Godspeed sire

pi