In headlines today the guys discuss wieners, Wiener’s wiener and other pressing issues.   audio

Mark Zuckerberg only eats the meat he kills, but could Lazlo?   audio

Conspiracy theories we wish were real.   audio audio audio

Preston says:  Text JOPLIN to 80888 and help!   audio

It’s Jackson or Johnson County!   audio

Sports with Flesh Light enthusiast, Jared Carter!   audio

Thank you for listening today!

Love Ya,

Meredith

 meredith at 965thebuzz.com

5/28/11 – alteRated Hour 1

THE JAPANESE POPSTARS – SONG FOR LISA (BENNY BENASSI REMIX)

MOBY-WE ARE ALL MADE OF STARS (TIMO MAAS REMIX)

TWO DOOR CINEMA CLUB-WHAT YOU KNOW (LIGHTS OVER LA REMIX)

AVICII & SEBASTIAN DRUMS-MY FEELINGS FOR YOU ( TREASURE FINGERS REMIX)

EDWARD SHARPE & THE MAGNETIC ZEROES-HOME ( PARTY SUPPLIES REMIX)

BLUR-SONG 2 (REDRUM)

THE PRESETS-TALK LIKE THAT (INNERPARTYSYSTEM REMIX)

GOLDFRAPP-OOH LA LA (BENNY BENASSI REMIX)

MUSE-KNIGHTS OF CYDONIA (FUTURE FUNK SQUAD REMIX)

5/28/11 – alteRated Hour 2

ARMAND VAN HELDEN-MY MY MY (KLAAS REMIX)

YOLANDA BE COOL & DCUP-WE NO SPEAK AMERICANO (PORTER ROBINSON REMIX)

BOEMKLATSCH-THINK BIG (NOISA REMIX)

THE PRODIGY-SMACK MY BITCH UP (JIM PAVLOFF REMIX)

FUSSY BOY-GOLD (MORD FUSTANG REMIX)

FEED ME-GRAND THEFT EXTACY

GRAVITONAS-RELIGIOUS (DADA LIFE REMIX)

SUPER VIRAL BROTHERS-POLAR BEAR RUG (DADA LIFE REMIX)

FERRY CORSTEN-ROCK YOUR BODY ROCK

5/28/11 – alteRated Hour 3

BT-ALWAYS (CHICANE REMIX)

TOM HANGS w/SHERMANOLOGY-BLESSED (AVICII EDIT)

STARKILLERS & ALEX KENJI W/NADIA ALI-PRESSURE

TIM MASON & FLORENCE & THE MACHINE-THE MOMENT GOT THE LOVE (KEN LOI BOOTLEG)

ARMIN VAN BUUREN-IN AND OUT OF LOVE (WHELAN & DI SCALA REMIX)

FIRST STATE-SKIES ON FIRE

FILO & PERI-ANTHEM

6 News and Racist Billboard

Johnson County Y u no feature me?

We do the news and halfway through realize there is a nefarious racist plot against Colin Powell, you our reporters in the field do reporting stuff … and report you do.

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HashTag game! #notneeded

Seriously though, why do we need this in society?

In the latest edition of Danny’s “Get off my lawn” rant, push button ignitions met his ire. What are some everyday things that you think are #notneeded?

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THE Y CALL ME MR. NIPS!

The captain of nipple milking (what?) is going to make his national TV debut tonight on Tosh.O . Before he blows up to the mainstream, danny wanted one more interview about being a “pleasure coach”. Listen to this and I dare you to not be aroused…..

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Let’s do the news!

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**BUY TICKETS*** http://holdmyticket.com/event/25005
Donate directly to Heart to Heart International: http://www.hearttoheart.org/

…12 great local bands and DJs come together for a great cause:
Ha Ha Tonka • Beautiful Bodies • Cowboy Indian Bear • Steddy P • Maps for Travelers • The Grisly Hand • Sheppa (Nomathmatics/Body2Body) • Heroes & Villains • Vi Tran Band • David George Band • Rural Grit • Atlantic Fadeout • Town Mountain

$10 General Admission Tickets
$20 Boulevard VIP Package – includes 2 DRINK TICKETS for Boulevard Beer!

1st 150 VIP Packages will also receive a limited edition MidCoast Cares: A Benefit for Joplin t-shirt

For more info please visit and ticket info please visit:www.crosstownstation.com

Raffles and Amazing Silent Auction
2 VIP Season Tickets to Sandstone Amphitheater
2 tickets to KANROCKSAS on August 5 & 6 at Kansas Speedway
2 tickets to the SOLD OUT 96.5 Buzz Under the Stars with Mumford & Sons and Cake Concert
2 SOLD OUT VIP Section tickets to Elvis Costello at Crossroads
2 tickets to Ben Harper with Rebelution at Crossroads KC
4 tickets to SPORTING KC at the all new Livestrong Sporting Park
12 tickets to a KC Royals game on a Wednesday INK Student Night
Prize Packages courtesy of Chipotle
Gift Certificate to Julian donated by Celina Tio
Gift Certificate to Starker’s Restaurant donated by John McClure
Movie tickets from Screenland Theaters
Music and Merch from local bands

ALL proceeds donated to Heart to Heart International for Disaster Relief in Joplin, MO.

If you own a business and would like to donate items to the auction or for publicity and PR and information please contact Sondra at  sistrumenterprises at gmail.com.

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Links to a few of the bands if you don’t yet know them or music .. not only are they generous but they make fantastic music as well ..

Atlantic Fadeout - http://www.atlanticfadeout.com/
Beautiful Bodies - http://www.thebeautifulbodies.com/
Cowboy Indian Bear - http://cowboyindianbear.com/
David George Band - http://www.davidgeorgeband.com/
The Grisly Hand - http://www.facebook.com/TheGrislyHand
Ha Ha Tonka - http://www.hahatonkamusic.com/
Heroes & Villians - http://heroesandvillains.mu/
Maps for Travelers - http://www.myspace.com/mapsfortravelers
Steddy P - http://www.steddyp.com/
Town Mountain - http://www.townmountain.net/
Vi Tran Band - http://www.vitranmusic.com/

Desire Lines-Deerhunter
My Own Face Inside The Trees-The Clientele
The Beginning of the End-The Twilight Singers
De Rosa-De Rosa
Close the Lid-Port O’Brien

Molly’s Vertigo-Acrylics
Asian Pear-Acrylics
Bury Us Alive-Starfucker
Corner Of The Sky-Cut Copy
Blues X Man-The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion
Queen of Pain-The Cramps

Set Your Arms Down-Warpaint
Nature Boy-Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Are Friends Electric?-Gary Numan & Tubeway Army
Empire Of The Senseless-Mekons
Death or Glory-The Clash
Johnny Cash-Sons & Daughters after the break

Forget That You’re Young-The Raveonettes
This Motion-Roman Numerals
This Affair-Soft Reeds
David Watts-The Jam
A Flat Ten-Wire
Primary-The Cure
Anything, Anything-Dramarama
Blue Tip-The Cars

In headlines today the guys discussed a plethora of things while I cleaned their dishes.   audio

Mail Time!

Bright Eyes ” JeJune Stars”

Limp Bizkit “Shot Gun”

Beastie Boys Featuring Santigold “Don’t Play No Game That I Can’t Win”

Country Psychic!   audio

Matt from www.rottentomatoes.com   audio

Slimfast has been crying through the pain since 1981.   audio audio

Sports with Nick Wright!   audio

Thank you for listening today!

Love Ya,

Meredith

 meredith at 965thebuzz.com

Ooooohhhh baby this was the ishnit when I was 13

Feeling a little frisky after I heard Chyna of WWE fame was releasing another porn tape. Who’s Chyna?

I AM CHYNA

…to be quiet honest I have found I like these Amazonian women in adult situations (you know like paying taxes).  I was just curious, without judgment, what do you like?

porn.mp3

Well every fetish has it's limits

In headlines today the guys discussed the American Idol bet, that horrible excuse for a human being, Casey Anthony and some other stuff.   audio

Ever accidentally blackout?  Yeah, me too.   audio audio audio audio

Foot Lick 2011!  audio audio

Swapping Stuff on Craig’s List!   audio

Generation Gap!  audio

Sports with Nick Wright!  audio

Thank you for listening today!

Love Ya,

Meredith

 meredith at 965thebuzz.com

Tornado Alley

oooo heeeeeeey are you guys having tea? Mind if I drop in for a glass?

Yesterday as you may or may not have heard, many of us were soiling our pants in basements due to sirens and the whatnot. As such, the audio from yesterdays solid show was not posted. I want you to listen close, tornadoes hate it when you laugh, this was nothing less than an abject assault on our comedic liberties. DO NOT GIVE INTO THE TORNADO FEAR MACHINE! In defiance of our funneled overlords wishes, the audio from yesterday and today will be posted below. You are at an ABFMB buffet….gorge my piglets, gorge.

IWOPOTAOW

Feeling good, feeling pretty good.

He wanted to clean clutter, she gave him the ok, he did what he needed to do, she nagged, he called her out, and now they’re getting divorced. Yet another successful IWOPOTAOW

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Anthony Bourdain

I wonder if goat colon tastes good…. OFF TO NICARAGUA!

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Afentra and Twister in the mornings!!!

We wholeheartedly admit Danny Boi is a bit of a tool, the problem here is nothing we do to explain it to him can stop him from this outrageously spazish behavior. Imagine how aghast we were to hear him reporting the WEATHER yesterday on KMBZ. (if you missed it head on over to Lazlo’s page for some good loling). There is one thing we can say about our borderline asperger’s co-host…. he welcomes the haters to engage in hating.

So join us will you on this ever so magic carpet ride as DB calls the texline haters and has reasonable discussions with them all.

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Mad Man Rich Sommer

Give it a listen as DB and Rich talk Mad Men and Don Draper’s upcoming mudslide to homosexuality (spoilers).

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In headlines today the guys discussed John Edwards, Casey Anthony and some other stuff.   audio

Introducing Twister, your fast-acting, very informative storm chaser!  audio

Slimfast had a rough night last night.   audio

None of Your Business!   audio audio audio audio

BS Movies!   audio

Sports with Nick Wright!   audio

Thank you for listening today!

Love Ya,

Meredith

 meredith at 965thebuzz.com