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Why “Dancing with the Stars” is more important than Libya, the RIAA wants $75 trillion dollars, and why a teacher was fired for capitalism briefs
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Burn and Rot in Hell

You don't want to see what happens when the glasses come off
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What happens when a teacher opens a site called burnandrotinhell.com ? People say

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What happens when she works at a Catholic school?

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What happens when students start posting comments about other students?

INTERNET COMMENTS? THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS!
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Sadly that’s just what happened to a now unemployed teacher in Queens. Meet Elizabeth, and her media whoring cousin Chris. meh
Burnandrotinhell.com
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#placentapod
Every Tuesday we steal from Jimmy Fallon and play the hashtag game, the idea being you are much funnier than we, and provide the best kind of content…. free. The # this week was “placentapod” a.k.a things to listen to while a doctor pulls on the umbilical cord of your newborn child. Here were some of our favorites
- Muse – Super Massive Black Hole (haha large vagina joke)
- SemiSonic – Closing Time ( These guys make the buzz playlist once every 3 years)
- Mumford and Son’s – The Cave (more vagina giggles)
- The Ramones – I Wanna be Sedated (WINNER)
- Social Distortion – Mommy’s Little Monster (not a good precedent)
- Say Anything – Alive with the Glory of Love (Songs about the Holocaust = love? )
- Bright Eyes – First Day of my Life (Way to make the pregnant chick cry)
- Coheed and Cambria -Welcome Home (Fuck yeah rock fist baby)
- Tool – Stinkfist (Stinky Vagina hilarity!)
- The Black Keys – Tighten up (VAGINA)
- The Roots – The Seed (SEMEN AND VAGINA = LOVE)
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I'm the guy who will be suing you shortly
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