In headlines today the guys discussed a sad story and… Charlie Sheen!   audio

Lazlo the un-fashionista.   audio audio audio audio audio audio

Slimfast’s No. 1 fear is going to jail for something he didn’t do.  Sounds guilty already, doesn’t he?   audio

It’s BS Movies!!   audio

Why is it when it snows in the metro people act like it’s Y2K all over again?   audio

If you pee too hard, does your bum fall out?  That’s what I heard.   audio

Sports with Nick Wright!   audio

Thanks for listening today!

Meredith

 meredith at 965thebuzz.com

7PM

OLYMPIC SIZE – FUEGO

DREAMS ARE FOR ROOKIES – DON’T JUDGE ME (CAUSE I’M A SASSY BROWN GIRL)

THE MODEL CONGRESS – RADIO CONTROLLED

ROMAN NUMERALS – GO NO GO

THE ACB’S – BE PROFESSIONAL

SONS OF GREAT DANE – ALWAYS WRONG/ALWAYS RIGHT

HEROES AND VILLIANS – PLANS IN MOTION

NOW NOW SLEEPYHEAD – WHAT’S A BITCA?

REPUBLIC TIGERS – BUILDINGS AND MOUNTAINS

COWBOY INDIAN BEAR – HEART BE

8PM

D*R*I* – YOU KNOW I TRIED

CHEROKEE ROCK RIFLE – 4 GRAM SHOTGUN

CAPYBARA – THE WIMP

BRAVEFELLOW – COLD BLOODED LOVER

O GIANT MAN – DECISIONS

AUDIOVOX – RADIO

ADAM LEE & THE DEAD HORSE SOUND COMPANY

CHERRY TREE PARADE – PITY PARTY FOR PENNY

HIDDEN PICTURES – WHITNEY HOUSTON

MAPS FOR TRAVLERS – STATIC

Maps For Travelers – Static from Zac Eubank on Vimeo.

THE ATLANTIC – DIXIE IS DEAD

In headlines today the guys discussed pseudo school shootings, Charlie Sheen and some other stuff.   audio

We all know the guys aren’t what you’d call a “man’s man.”   audio audio audio

This guy thinks he is in Lars And The Real Girl.   audio

Matt from www.rottentomatoes.com called in!   audio

Breaking news…Beep Ba-Beep Ba-Beep Beep.   audio

Generation Gap!  audio

Sports with Nick Wright!   audio

Thank you for listening today!

Love Ya,

Meredith

 meredith at 965thhebuzz.com

What do Danny being a bitch, Charlie Sheen, and Diabetes have in common? EFFING NOTHING! Well except for being talked about on ABFMB today.

Could it be? The end of ABFMB and the beginning of ADBBFMB (Afentra Danny Boi’s Big Fat Morning Buzz)? While Danny Boi like’s the sound of it Afentra wants nothing to do with the bad ju-ju that Danny carries in his pants pocket. Q_Q Danny Q_Q (If you don’t know what Q_Q is it means “cry, cry”. See the eyes with the tears? No? Ah f u then).

Pro-Tip: Crying gets you very far in life

audio Why does Meredith get to be on COL’s Banner?

audio More Q_Q Danny.

Dear Charlie Sheen’s pornstar’s vagina (or “vaheena” as is the Native Mexican American’s preferred pronuciation), one word: Desatin.

audio How can one man be so spectacular?

Afentra’s a Diabetic, and not the kind that we make fun of. Let us all have a laugh at her crippling disability

audio Afentra now deals with little pricks on a daily basis (not pictured Zima and Danny Boi)

In headlines today the guys discussed cancerous breast implants and some other stuff.   audio

Bite your tongue, John Cryer!  Charlie Sheen is a saint!   audio

Ladies AND Gentlemen…   Buck Wolf!   audio

Rock, Paper, Scissors? NO… You decide! Hugo “99 Problems” Bright Eyes “Shell Games” or R.E.M. “Mine Smell Like Honey”   audio

Don’t worry…Lazlo is still a sociopath.    audio audio

But what was in the yogurt?!   audio

Sports with Nick Wright!   audio

Thank you for listening!

Hope to be lovin’ ya for another year more,

Meredith

meredith!965thebuzz.com

In headlines today the guys discussed The State of The Union, keeping score in woman’s basketball and other stuff.   audio

Status Updates:  America’s most useless habit    audio audio audio

You heard me, Cowboy Church.   audio audio

Please stop with the unnecessary company emails– per Lazlo.      audio audio

Slimfast has problems.  This time he couldn’t be more right!  audio

Thank you for listening today!

Love Ya,

Meredith

 meredith at 965thebuzz.com

Today on ABFMB (aka Ahbufamabah….say it, I dare you), Zima had a near death experience,  apparently you can actually run into a bus, War of the Roses  taught us that young men can suffer from erectile dysfunction, you can get fired from work for supporting a rival sports team and that Danny Boi is a certified doctor in his own mind.

Scroll down to listen

Did Zima hit a Bus?

Part 1 Part 1 of our intrepid explorers adventure

Part 2 A producer that tells the truth? Unreal

War of the Roses, Cialis Addition

Part 1 Meet Lisa and her interesting discovery in her boyfriend’s pants pocket

Part 2 Lisa’s boyfriend Paul gets called by Carol, does he know what’s “up”?

Man gets fired for wearing a Packers tie, Afentra reasonably disagrees with that decision*

* by reasonably we mean completely unreasonably

Part 1 The story, the discussion, the tie, the myth, and your calls

Did you know Danny Boi knows EVERYTHING* about ANYTHING EVER? Apparently all it takes to be a doctor is to have doctor parents

*he knows nothing

Part 1 Dr. Tortilla is born and is in session

In headlines today the guys discussed a texting crackdown, Oscar nominations and some other stuff.   audio

What is in that Taco Bell meat?   audio

Jury duty and drugs.  Go!   audio    audio

You know how I know you’re gay?  You masturbate to Duke Nukem.   audio audio audio

It’s Jackson or Johnson County!   audio

Sports with Nick Wright!   audio

Thank you for listenting today!

Love Ya,

Meredith

 meredith at 965thebuzz.com

Don’t forget these guys are coming to KC!!!
February 15th @ The Riot Room!

In headlines today the guys discussed Oprah’s hidden family secret, Jack Lelane and some other stuff.   audio

The Razzies are in, so the guys spoke with John Wilson, inventor of the Razzies! www.razzies.com   audio

Stump The Staff!   audio audio audio

Here is a funny conversation you should hear.   audio

The United States of Shame.   audio

Jesus Hates Obama commercial was pulled from the Superbowl.   audio

Sports with Nick Wright!  audio

Thank you for listening today!

Love Ya,

Meredith

 meredith at 965thebuzz.com