Posted by church of lazlo on January 29, 2010
During headlines I was out getting the guys chinese, so I didn’t catch much. The guys chatted about Leno on Oprah, and some other stuff.
The guys called Douglas from www.trucaompanion.com, the guy who invented the Roxxxy the sex robot.
Then AJ the Horny Asian came in to talk movies, and discuss some other buried issues that have seriously effected him.
Then they guys teased me about some new girl coming in…I’m pissed…sorry but I am very territorial about my guys! If I were a dog I’d piss all over the studio so she’d know who the head bitch in charge!
Nick came in to talk sports…a real snoozer!


Buck Wolfe called in from
Slimfast has been feelin the penny pinch…Lazlo expressed his concern about Slim’s college diet.
Next the guys chatted about abnormal sexual fantasies…GIGITY!
Then that tiny horn-ball Danny Boresow stopped by. That smurf claims to be a dedicated fiance…there are no words to explain his creepiness so listen!

Paul Shirley, Lazlo and Slimfast debate Paul’s article. If you want a link to his entire article
If they doubled your salary, would you go to the lake and have hot crazy nasty freaky bitch sex with strap-ons and whips and do things that you would never want done?
Well, there was a bit of drama today. Keith LEFT!
Shortly after things died down, Meredith was sent to the Plaza fountain to collect boose and cigs for the homeless.