During headlines I was out getting the guys chinese, so I didn’t catch much.  The guys chatted about Leno on Oprah, and some other stuff.

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The guys called Douglas from www.trucaompanion.com, the guy who invented the Roxxxy the sex robot.

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Then AJ the Horny Asian came in to talk movies, and discuss some other buried issues that have seriously effected him.

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Then they guys teased me about some new girl coming in…I’m pissed…sorry but I am very territorial about my guys!  If I were a dog I’d piss all over the studio so she’d know who the head bitch in charge! 

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Nick came in to talk sports…a real snoozer!

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Wanna hear it, here it goes!!!!!!

#10  Offspring : Hammerhead

#9   Rilo Kiley : Silver Lining

#8  Live : Lightning Crashes

#7  Finch : What is it to Burn

#6  Postal Service : Such Great Heights

#5  Angels and Airwaves : The Adventure

#4  Weezer  :  Undone (The Sweater Song)

#3  Blink 182  :  I miss u

#2  Flogging Molly  :  Float

#1  Airborne Toxic Event  :  Sometime Around Midnight

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(here’s what they call a blog……. I used to do this all the time….)

….this is one of those posts where there IS NO IMAGE to put up as accompaniment…. No one knows what Holden Caulfield looks like… Perhaps that is because J.D. Salinger never allowed Catcher in the Rye  to be made into a Hollywood film… You know by now that he died the other day, and might I say from what little I’ve read it appears Salinger was much more of a misanthrope than Caulfield… How he lived for roughly 50 years in self-imposed exile I do not know… What kept him going?… We may never know… I doubt he’d been guarding his memoirs vigiliantly, the man clearly didn’t care about contact with the world while he was alive and I can’t see him being concerned with contact from beyond the grave via his autobiographical writings, if they even existed…..

……….anyhow…………. I do remember reading Catcher, it was 1990…. I was 16…. I remember identifying with Holden not so much because we were both chronically nauseated by the inauthenticity and insincerity of those around us (which I certainly was)… It was more  the sense of weariness, and the sense of wanting to literally escape… Not daydreaming or fantasizing about being somewhere else, but literally picking up and GOING SOMEWHERE ELSE…  Like Holden, I finally did just pick up and go, a couple of times… And like Holden, my baggage followed me anyway… And like Holden I probably just needed to be around an adult who was grounded, who was centered, who wasn’t stuck in some adolescent pattern… One who was authentic… Y’know… Someone who wasn’t completely full of shit… One who wasn’t such an effing phony…….

……. I’m reminded of this episode of Daria, of all things… One where her aunt or cousin comes to town, a woman in her 30s… And she served this role exactly… I don’t think I saw it until I was in my 20s, probably in college, and by that time I’d been fortunate enough to find a good number of adults who were very grounded and authentic indeed………………..

………..which brings me to the idea of the “antihero”… A word you really only see get used to describe fictional characters….. Here is the dictionary definition: “a protagonist or notable figure who is conspicuously lacking in heroic qualities”……. Was Holden Caulfield THE all-time antihero???   Got any good recent examples from movies??  Or what about in real life????    And where is the line between antihero and villain? Because it’s all too tempting to say that charismatic bad-guys or people who are conspicuously assholes in real life are “antiheroes”…

Headlines today the guys discussed lots of crap, and Slimfast got Lazlo on a “Late Night” rant.

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Buck Wolfe called in from www.aol.com to discuss some news and his dwarf basketbell team.

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Slimfast has been feelin the penny pinch…Lazlo expressed his concern about Slim’s college diet.

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Next the guys chatted about abnormal sexual fantasies…GIGITY!

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Then that tiny horn-ball Danny Boresow stopped by.  That smurf claims to be a dedicated fiance…there are no words to explain his creepiness so listen!

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Then Nick called…he didn’t say much of anything…never really does.

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Alright, well there you go.  Now leave a comment damnit, so I know what you think.  Peace, Meredith

She’s watching out for all of her neighbors in Waldo and giving you tips on how to stay safe in this scary world!

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He’s responsible for one of Afentra’s favorite blogs.

Click here to check it out!

(Scroll down to Riti Sped Archives 2002…those are the best!)

Headlines today Paul Shirley and his distaste for the Haitians….and some other stuff.

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Paul Shirley, Lazlo and Slimfast debate Paul’s article.  If you want a link to his entire article HERE it is.

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Since Lazlo interviewed Paul Shirley almost all afternoon, we took some song requests from listeners for a bit.  Not really that interesting…just keepin’ you up-to-date with what happened on the show.

Nick came in claming he is the smartest kid with downs!  WTF?  His program is on the decline……

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Lazlo and Nick Wright talk sports…Today, yes, Paul Shirley is the topic of discussion. What else is there to talk about, K-State/Baylor basketball?

Headlines today:  Are all sperm emissions into socks and bathroom towels considered abortion?  That sperm could be the next Jesus H. Christ.

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If they doubled your salary, would you go to the lake and have hot crazy nasty freaky bitch sex with strap-ons and whips and do things that you would never want done?

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Well, there was a bit of drama today.  Keith LEFT!

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Shortly after things died down, Meredith was sent to the Plaza fountain to collect boose and cigs for the homeless. 

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Nick Wright came in the studio to talk sports.  I was still at the fountain, so You’ll have to find out for yourself what happened.

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