Posted by church of lazlo on November 30, 2009
Headlines today was mostly about Tiger Woods…looks like someone needs the “Kobe Special” from Zales! Then Slimfast found out that Jeriney and I were at Lazlo’s for Thanksgiving.
Slimfast came in with dog poop on his shoe, Lazlo did not appreciate this because it stunk up the studio. Luckily Meredith and I didn’t have to deal with it because we are in a seperate room.
After I went and got Lazlo Subway, we all played Stump the Staff…Lazlo thinks that everyone in this city is retarded…and you’re not helping your cause.
Lazlo’s car is in the shop so he had me run and get keys to the Amp car. It’s a Chevy Monte Carlo…I guess when you’re the boss you can use anything you want.
Meredith was sexy chatting with Slimfast and Lazlo got a little jealous, then for some reason I had to put my face down there.
Slimfast has problems with the Salvation Army bell ringers now accepting Credit Cards instead of cash. Lazlo taught us a valuable lesson when it comes to lower, middle, and upper class people.
Nick Wright called in to give his 2 cents about Tiger Woods and the Chiefs.
Lazlo is pissed that people keep killing deer in Shawnee Mission Park. Keith shared his new birthing experience…AND we found out 3 out of 4 co-workers have been sexually abused from this program.
Lazlo made Slimfast call Butterball and do a new bit since he recycled one from last year.
The guys wanted me to do my Dancing With The Stars recap and my hollywood minute at the same time.
Next we played a game called Turkey Theater, we usually always have an idiot trying to win something…this guy took the cake.
Nick Wright came in and pissed off Lazlo…go figure…that’s never happened before.