I Don’t know what they talked about for headlines because they made me buy subway and I don’t have a radio in my car.

Headlines

Slimfast went bowfishing this weekend and was forced to wear Crocs. Lazlo made fun of him all day.

Fishin

Marisa Ryan called in and Slimfast asked her about astral plane horniness. She can also talk to dead people so we have people call in who have lost a loved one. marisaryan.com

Marisa

 Today is Can I Tap That Monday. We text random people “Can I Tap That?” and see what they say. It turned into Prostitute Monday…how does Slimfast turn every segment into that?

Can I Tap That

We just had to talk about religion today…and for some reason it all started with Twilight.

Church

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Nick Wright came in today and tried to trade some stuff for Buzz Beach Ball VIP tickets.

Nick Wright

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7PM

LIFE IN JERSEY – A SUDDEN CHANGE

LIFE IN JERSEY – BRAND NEW CHANGE (LIVE ON ABFMB)

THE REPUBLIC TIGERS – PATTERNS

O GIANT MAN – WINTER SONG

HEROES AND VLLAINS – PLANS IN MOTION (LIVE ON ABFMB)

PET COMFORT – HIS EYE IS ON THE MOCKINGBIRD

APPLESEED CAST – HANGING MARIONETTE

OLD CANES – TAXI ON VERMONT

VEDERA – THE FALLING KIND

SONS OF GREAT DANE – EARLY TRAIN

TIM YORK – ON FIRE

THE ACB’S – SUZANNE

JOSEPHINE COLLECTIVE – IT’S LIKE RAIN

THE CASKET LOTTERY – SMOKE AND MIRRORS

9PM

SHOTS FIRED – RAGDOLL

THIEVES – SWAN SONG

THE ANNIVERSARY – SWEET MARIE

QUEENS CLUB – MONKEYS

THE ARCHITECTS – BASTARDS AT THE GATE

SOFTEE – SUGAR VENDER

CAPYBARA – THE WIMP

WE ARE VOICES – IN LIKE A LAMB; OUT LIKE A LION

COWBOY INDIAN BEAR – MATHEMATICIANS/COLOUR

ELLEWOOD – WAKE

THE REPUBLIC TIGERS – BUILDINGS AND MOUNTAINS (LIVE ON ABMFB)

THE SAILOR SEQUENCE – IF I BREAK

AUDIOVOX – A CAUTIONARY TALE

Headlines today was depressing, so we drowned our sorrows in pizza. Paul Shirley the NBA Superstar was also in studio. Lazlo sent me for new headphones…I know nothing about headphones…I bought some, and I don’t think they turned out well.

Headlines

After we checked Lazlo’s mail and bashed some music Paul took off and then we played Gen Gap. Charley the horny Asian didn’t learn his lesson and interrupted again.

Gen Gap

Harry Medved from Fandango.com called in to talk about new movies.

Harry Medved

Then Nick Wright showed up and talked about sports…and that’s all, I can’t make fun of him anymore…he’s too sensitive.

Nick Wright

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Friday August 28, 2009

#10 Foo Fighters – Everlong

#9 Porno for Pyros – Pets

#8 Stone Roses – I Wanna Be Adored

#7 Postal Service – We Will Become Silhouettes

#6 The Strokes – Someday

#5 The Killers – Tranquilize

#4 The Shins – Caring is Creepy

#3 Radiohead – Jigsaw Falling Into Place

#2 Weezer – My Name is Jonas

#1 Morrissey – Why Don’t You Find Out For Yourself

Find Registered Sex Offenders in your neighborhood.

Option 1

Option 2

I got the guys taco bell today while they did headlines. They actually let me have a taco today.

Headlines

Then we played stump the staff and decided to give away some Vitamin Water 10.

Stump

Stump

Stump

Stump

Lazlo led a twitter campaign and actually got Andy Milder from Weeds to call in to the show.

Andy Milder

Do you guys know who Jason the Horny Asian is? He stops by every once in awhile.

Asian Jason

When I started, Lazlo asked me to record the conversations that we have when we are off air. This is a segment we like to call “This is why we ignore you slimfast”

Ignore

Slimfast wants to take a girl home today to have a nap while cupping her ass.

nap

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