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Posted by church of lazlo on July 30, 2009

Posted in: Church of Lazlo

newspaperHOT JESUS CHRIST IN A FRYING PAN IT’S HEADLINES.

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36072_crazy_ladyBuck Wolf from weirdnews.about.com called in to let us know all the weird news in this world of ours.

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funny_people_movie_poster1Harry Medved from fandango wants to know what movies we should see this weekend.  And of course get your tickets from Fandango.com

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Thursday July 30 2009

 

#10 The White Stripes – Blue Orchid

#9 Arctic Monkeys – Old Yellow Bricks

#8 Red Hot Chili Peppers – Otherside

#7 Pixies – Hey

#6 Radiohead – Planet Telex

#5 Nirvana – Love Buzz

#4 Kings Of Leon – Molly’s Chamber

#3 The Clash – Clampdown

#2 The Strokes – Automatic Stop

#1 The White Stripes – Black Math

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Great idea…terrible execution!  We think it could have been done WAY better!

Posted by church of lazlo on July 29, 2009

Posted in: Church of Lazlo

newspaperHeadlines today discusses gun control for kids.

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schleich_moving_t_rex_toy_model_replicaWhat do you know, what’s your favorite toy?

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salesgirlAwkward phone calls to sales girls.

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Pictures of these girls can be found below to illustrate the league that Stroke should not be playing.

Jennifer

Jennifer

Jennifer D.

Jennifer D.

Tammy

Tammy

Sarah (on left)

Sarah (on left)

 

 

 

knocked_upSome movies are just downright not funny.

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This guy is a real piece of work…

 

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Part 2:  WARMAX2.mp3

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Wednesday July 29 2009

 

#10 Miike Snow – Animal

#9 Ben Folds – You Don’t Know Me

#8 311 – Come Original

#7 Weezer – My Name Is Jonas

#6 Jukebox The Ghost – Under My Skin

#5 Modest Mouse – Missed The Boat

#4 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones – Someday I Suppose

#3 Coheed And Cambria – No World For Tomorrow

#2 Cold War Kids – Hang Me Up To Dry

#1 Arctic Monkeys – When The Sun Goes Down

Posted by church of lazlo on July 28, 2009

Posted in: Church of Lazlo

newspaper1Headlines, providing news like Dion Lim for years longer than her.

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michael-jackson101This is a weird collection this guy has accumulated.

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dion_limSlimfast isn’t very nice when it comes to Asians.

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bikini20baby5b15dEver try and get a bikini for your two year old?

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ticketsProblems with dropped lottery tickets.

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thyroid_enlargementNick is back, turns out he was faking it.

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Posted in: General, Jason

***NEXT SHOW FOR MY BAND (The Belated), THIS SAT. NITE @ DAVEY’S UPTOWN, AROUND 10PM…BE AN AMIGO, SHOW YO FACE…***

It'd be a nice change of scenery, anyway.

The place you’re looking at is Almaty, the former capital of Kazakhstan… And that’s a place you only know about because of Borat, in all likelihood… Me, I’ve always felt a pull to the remote places, especially in Asia… Couple that with the fact that I watched something over the weekend on the Travel Channel about the places that have been most insulated from modern Western culture, and Central Asia ranked #1… Mongolia and Bhutan in particular…

Without the internet, I would’ve had to satisfy my curiosity and wanderlust at a bookstore, listening to their awful piped-in muzak… But thank God for making Al Gore grow up strong and wise……… So last nite I started my surfing by just wondering what the biggest city in Kazakhstan looked like… An innocent little Google image search……….. In NO way intended to take me into a long session of reading about occult influences on modern architecture and culture….. But that’s what happened anyway… Here’s how (just follow the links):

…ok, I forget the first one, but I discovered that Almaty was not the capital… This was news to me… They’ve got a new capital… Astana… And this is where it gets interesting…..

Google Image for Astana

Unexpected Link #1

 

…until I eventually found myself watching a YouTube doc on, you guessed it, conspiracy theories… And then one on the occult influence on governments…

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...there's something ominous about it
…there’s something ominous about it

It’s time for another record company-sanctioned crumb of a new song!! This time it’s the new Muse single, “Uprising”… Not really what I was expecting… But then again, Muse has absolutely no concern with the expectations of ANY human being… Extra-terrestrials are a different story…

The new album’s gonna be called “The Resistance”… They’ve got a song called “United States of Eurasia” on this new album, which in all likelihood fits right into the narrative scheme of the album… Which in all likelihood is in some way connected to a conspiracy theory… Muse haven’t exactly been bashful about that stuff…. It’s just that their music is so powerful that it overshadows everything else about them… Click below to hear the crumb of “Uprising”…


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