Posted by jason on April 30, 2009

How'd you like to feel that gaze burning your back every day, everywhere??
….OK… I am stretching the “V” thing again with this one… Vellum is a kind of parchment that was used for scrolls (right?)… Think of Tolkien, you eventually think of a……scroll.
This guy Chad was persistent… He stayed on it… And eventually I called HIM to hook up the Lord of the Rings symphony tickets… This guy is CONSUMED by all things Tolkien… You may make jokes about these kinds of people, but chances are you have never actually encountered one…………Chad obviously has a lot of qualities that women want in a man… Except for the looking like Gollum part (which I am just taking his word on)…
But Chad is alone… Last time I tried to play matchmaker on my blog it didn’t work out so well… I’m willing to try again……. Listen to my conversation with Chad, and leave an encouraging comment for the lad, especially if you are a lady…



Hot Dogs or Headlines?
Basketball legend Paul Shirley was in studio today. Lazlo offered up a job for him.
Lazlo and Slimfast tried to talk sports…
Time for Movie Phone. This week…The Sandlot.
Brandon Flowers called in today to talk about The Killers playing this weekend.


Swine flu et al in today’s headlines.
In a carry over from 4-20 last week, problems today involve the Green Menace.
Lazlo and Slimfast have another discussion about the wonders of Twitter.
Nick Wright came by to talk Sports and Zach Greinke.